
I hope you don’t mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.
A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together. If you find your new age hard to swallow, just add some… Tequila! Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend. There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1.
Cracking a Birthday Joke | Huge List of Funny Birthday Messages and Wishes. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings. But, let me warn the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life! I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. A friend in need is a friend in deed I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed? Happy Birthday, you son of a really nice lady who deserves respect! 7 Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 40th Birthday. 6 Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 30th Birthday. 5 Funny Birthday Quotes to an Older Friend.
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